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Joke of the Day
"Poker is like sex Not fun to watch if there are a lot of folds"
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"Just saw a fat dude lick pizza grease off his shirt so that's the last time I eat in front of a mirror."
"Did you hear the one about the Mexican train bandit? He had locomotives."
"What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail? Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world."
"Did you hear about Kurt Cobain's new album? He did a cover of The Wall by Pink Floyd"
"The doctors tell me I have Alzheimer's, cancer and hepatitis. It could be worse. I could have Alzheimer's."
"Yes, they're good. But mangoes act like they know they're good, and that's unappealing to me."
"Why do women have legs? Have you seen the mess snails make?"
"We wanted to bury our cat Ivy under our ivy but it was too thick to get through so we renamed it dumpster instead."
"When a black guy pulls a knife on me on the subway I remind him he doesn't have to feed into racial stereotypes. Then I usually get stabbed."