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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino \\()/ "
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"A recent study says 1 in 3 people will be injured during sex this year. The rest are just doing it wrong."
"Uno and mexican :/ Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they steal all the green cards."
"If you use your alarm to look for your car in a parking lot someone will eventually help you find it by yelling ""It's over here you idiot!"""
"What's the most frustrating thing in the world?"
"My password is my pussy Because apparently my dick isn't long enough"
"A lost & found note as a gesture of goodwill. Whoever lost a Rolex I report ""the time now is 20 minutes after seven"""
"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? (a little nsfw) I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass!"
"You can't even? That's odd."
"A black man, a Muslim, and a Communist walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""Hello, Mr. President!"" Courtesy of my Fox News-watching mom..."