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Joke of the Day
"Love is an extreme sympathy that leads to bed."
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"A dyslexic man walks into a bra. ... yeah that's the whole joke."
"I'm starting to think my Girlfriend doesn't like me anymore. Last time we talked on the phone.. she told me she had to go cause there was a telemarketer on the other line"
"What's the difference between a fox and a pig? About six drinks"
"Still haven't mastered the art of gracefully taking off a sweatshirt."
"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? Me and my running friends always run 5Ks, but now they want to run 10K races and I really hate running 10Ks"
"Dyslexia cost me my job in IT Turns out my boss wanted me to unzip his 'files"
"I'd totally date you, but complaining about being single is kind of my thing and I don't really want to lose that."
"[Enters Building] ""Excuse..."" *Voice fades* ""... anyone..."" ""... how to..."" ""... out this..."" ""... ving door?"""
"[glances toward living room stenographer] ""Please read back what my wife said 45 seconds ago."" stenographer: I promise not to get mad"