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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my women... ... ground up and in the freezer."
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"What's the name of the car of a hipster batman? Tumblr."
"There's no sex like the we haven't had it for awhile' kind of sex."
"Why do a lot of math nerds wear glasses? It helps with division."
"What goes zzub zzub ? A bee flying backwards !"
"Did you hear about the Spanish Perfume? ""For hispanic and for herspanic"""
"Me: Guys, please, I just need 5 minutes without a question, so I can finish this. 4yos: Me: 4yos: Me: 4yo: Why do you need 5 minutes, Daddy?"
"Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?"
"Scientists have finally proved that Friday the 13th IS unlucky Trump is still alive"
"Whats it called when you give a dolphin food for it to do a trick? Squid Pro Quo"