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Joke of the Day

"50 SHADES OF CHARLES HUNNAM Its been reported that actor Charles Hunnam has dropped out of the movie,""50 Shades of Grey"" because of cold feet. You can't blame him, cold feet can lead to shrinkage"

"What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out of the window."

"Going to watch a movie in theater Me: This movie is pirated Friend: How? Me: This movie has got 3.14 rating"

"We have a strange custom in our office. The food has names there. Yesterday for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was ""Kevin"""

"*walks into Babies R Us* Hi I'd like to buy a baby. ""Sir we don't-"" *I slide him a 100 dollar bill* ""This way please."""

"Based on how much my bones and joints pop when I work out, I'm pretty sure I'm 80% rice krispies."

"What happened to the joke that insulted the mods? People laughed, because it was a good joke."

"What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!"

"How do you tell the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber? Ask them to pronounce 'Unionized'."

"The real heroes are the people who don't call back when you accidentally call them and only let it ring once."