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Joke of the Day
"""Good artists copy. Great artists steal."" \- Me"
Next Joke
"What do you call a horny homosexual? Homorectus. Sorry"
"If you're pissed off about a non-white Santa Claus then I've got some very bad news for you about Jesus."
"Hey thanks to whoever told me that Cubby Broccoli invented broccoli, I just looked like a real dipshit in front of my parents"
"Yo mama So fat I can stand on her belly and high five Jesus -Merry Xmas"
"I like my coffee like I like my girls Without a penis."
"I wonder Is Gordon Lightfoot heavy handed?"
"wish I never spent that $20 my grandma gave me when I was 12, I could really use it right now"
"Want followers? Tweet something funny. Can't think of anything? Tweet something honest. Can't say anything honest or funny? Try Facebook."
"my floor was 5 years old, so i contacted someone to replace the old wood... I'm still waiting for a reply"