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Joke of the Day

"Am I an Angel A little Black Baby Dies and goes to heaven, he sees and angel flying and says ""God am I an angel?"" God looks down pats him on the head and says "" Nah Nigga you a bat"""

"When you assassinate, you make an ass out of ass innate."

"Why do people draw sunglasses on the sun? It's like, dude, he's the sun. They make sunglasses because of him."

"Why don't ghosts like rainy days? Because it dampens their souls!!!!"

"Giving people the finger while driving just isn't effective. Which is why I had the catapult installed."

"""[I] broke up with him because I was sick of justifying his trench coat to my friends"" - Overheard on the bus"

"A skeleton walks into a bar... And askes for a beer and a mop."

"I once dated a girl who got in a car accident and lost her whole left side. Shes all right now."

"A good pun is like a good steak A medium rare well done."

"so the new ghostbusters took a trip to the hospital recently and i.m over here like 'ladies, you have to wait.'"