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Joke of the Day
"Hey Spongebob, what's funnier than 24? 9/11."
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"I like it when I open a document and my monitor says WORD. And I'm like, YO."
"""Let's play 21 questions"" Nigerian Girl: how tall are you? Nigerian Guy: Rice. What's the worst thing you've done with a guy?"
"Guess What? Chicken Butt."
"What's a scientist's favorite shade of blue? Cyan-tific."
"Face down, Ass up. That's how I like to tie my shoes."
"My friend can only masturbate when he listens to really bad music. Beats off."
"[at interview] Her: In three words or less, tell me why we should hire you. Me: I'm good with numbers."
"""THEN HE GOES BACK IN TIME AND THE DOGGIE IS SAD AND ICE CREAM."" --My 3 year-old, telling a more coherent story than LOST."
"My son just asked me if cats can have babies when they aren't married and I told him yes, but I honestly don't know."