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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you mix batteries and water? Watt-er"

"Have you ever had sex while camping? Its fucking in tents!"

"You should marry the first person who can understand what you're saying while you brush your teeth."

"Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo Drizzle"

"I've never been one for Nazi jokes... I've been nein for them."

"It didn't take long for Japan to illustrate Rousey's knockout. See? http://imgur.com/NSLx1SZ EDIT: Link works now."

"Why does it suck to be black and Jewish? You have to sit at the back of the furnace."

"The past, the present and the future had a meeting. It was tense in there."

"I would tell you a joke about bins.. ..But it's rubbish."

"What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon? Tennish"