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Joke of the Day

"Why does it suck to be black and Jewish? You have to sit at the back of the furnace."

"People are making apocalypse posts likes there's no tomorrow."

"What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo? One's a little lighter."

"What do you call 5 black people having sex? A threesome."

"I wonder if Southern Belles say ""I do declare"" a lot when they're doing their taxes."

"What do you call a hooker in winter? A snowblower."

"Q: How can you get out of a locked room with a piano in it? A: Play the piano until you find the right key."

"My name is Leon but some of you know me by my street name, 9th avenue."

"What do Jedi use to open PDF files? Adobe wan Kenobi."

"What's the sharpest thing in the world? A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole."