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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever had sex while camping? Its fucking in tents!"
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"Two nuns sitting in a car at lights... ... when Dracula jumps on the bonnet and roars an evil roar. ""Quick, show him your cross!"" ""Oi Dracula, get off my damn car!"""
"Rose: I'm so cold. Jack: Listen, Rose. You're gonna get out of here, you're gonna go on and- fine, you can have my damn hoodie"
"Ethnic cleansing Is that what Michael Jackson did?"
"I received a basketball in the mail from Amazon. I haven't played basketball in 20 years but apparently drunk me thinks I'm Michael Jordan."
"Do you know any jokes about Sodium Hypobromite? NaBrO"
"I'm the kind of guy who would feel morally obligated to eat what I kill... So please don't try to rob my house..."
"I told my daughter we might be getting a blizzard and she asked for one with Reese's pieces"
"Why did Sally fall down the hill? I pushed her."
"Do the French play video games? Wii"