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Joke of the Day
"Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could? He wanted to harm monica."
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"I saw these two blind guys about to fight and I shouted, ""My money's on the one with the knife."" You should have seen how fast they both ran off."
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"We've got an aviary at home... We've got an aviary at home, but one of our birds of prey will only exercise at night to the sounds of '80s synth pop. Our kestrel manoeuvres in the dark."
"Wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One kid started talking and I didn't know who he was."
"what are you getting your wife for her birthday? a sweater and a dildo... if she doesnt like the sweater, she can go fuck herself"
"I just read a list of ""100 Things To Do Before You Die"". I was pretty surprised that ""yell for help"" wasn't one of them."
"What happened to the witch with an upside down nose? Every time she sneezed her hat blew off."
"What happened when a whore house caught on fire? Some came out running, others ran out coming."
"These jokes about semen are getting out of hand Seriously guys, put a sock in it"