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Joke of the Day

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"A man streaked passed two old women in the park... the first one had a stroke; the other missed"

"A woman, a Jew, and a Hispanic walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What's this, a presidential election?"""

"I went to the cannibal restaurant the other night and the waitress gave me the cold shoulder. It came with rice and a salad."

"I wish scientists could make us as indestructible as cartoons. I've got a list of people I'd like to drop an anvil on."

"What is black Jesus' favorite fruit? Wine-er-melon"

"Want to hear a funny abortion joke? Sorry, couldn't conceive one."

"How did Warren Buffets company survive the economic meltdown? It's a trade secret, but don't worry, Berkshire Hathaway"

"What do you call an alien from Austria? Austalian"

"Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email? He had no attachments."