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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the witch with an upside down nose? Every time she sneezed her hat blew off."

"What do you call it when a lemon jerks off her own brother until he chafes? Inzest"

"I feel as useless as a Kardashian sister's library card."

"What goes dot dot dash squeak ? Mouse code !"

"Q: Why did the little refrigerator salute the big refrigerator? A: Because he was General Electric."

"I keep telling Redditors ADHD doesn't actually exi..... ....hey look, a birdie!"

"What would you do if a kid in your class jumped out of set and took of his shirt, then ran out of the class and hoped onto a segway."

"I used to be a Banker.... but then I lost interest"

"What's in the middle of girls' legs? Their knee."

"70's kids won't get this... Social Security benefits -50's kids"