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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the witch with an upside down nose? Every time she sneezed her hat blew off."

"""I'll make him an offer he can't reuse, reduce, or recycle."" - Al Goreleone"

"I have a love-hate relationship with my wife... I love her, she hates me! Ho-ho!"

"Apparently the unbuttoning of a shirt and letting your hair down for a cop only works for women."

"I may not be the sharpest sandwich in the tree, but put my pants on one sleeve at a time just like you. Do you have any cookies?"

"lol so good https://soundcloud.com/yung-palmtree"

"In a progressively incestuous household... ...it's about upping the auntie"

"My neighbor My aboriginal neighbour was telling me he got his kids a trampoline and a couple of bikes off the Internet for Christmas, I asked him which site he used, and he replied google earth"

"Sorry I put black eyeliner on your baby, but honestly, look at how edgy it is now."

"Did you know the Dalai Lama has a gambling problem? Yeah, he loves Tibet"