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Joke of the Day

"I just read a list of ""100 Things To Do Before You Die"". I was pretty surprised that ""yell for help"" wasn't one of them."

"Donald Trump has written a lot of books But they all ended with chapter 11"

"Why did the amoeba flunk the math test? Because it multiplied by dividing."

"Why do girls have nipples? Because without them tits would be pointless."

"I imagine the hardest part of becoming a supervillain is getting your doctorate."

"What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers!"

"What should you do if you're being attacked by a gang of clowns? Go for the juggler!"

"In the spirit of halloween.... why did the witch divorce her husband ? Because he had a hollow weiner"

"Why are people at Star Wars conventions so happy? Because of the Endor-fans."

"Just checked into hotel in Miami. They have a separate pool for redheaded people. I thought we were past this."