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Joke of the Day

"Where did king Tut go to masturbate? His Jerkophagus"

"This total stranger wanted to have a spontaneous tickle fight on the street and...oh...nope, never mind I'm being robbed. Guys I'm being rob"

"Where does Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies."

"Today in an elevator, I got off on my floor, hugged the person next to me & said, ""You seem like a alotta fun. We should keep in touch.""."

"Proposing new subreddit rule No more menstruation jokes. Period."

"Hey Green Bay - what are you packing? Meat? Fudge? Of course, if it's heat, my sincere apologies."

"Canada is 50% ""a"""

"A classic Dutch bakerjoke * A man walks into a bakery. * Baker: How can I help you? * Man: I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER!!! * Baker: Get out dad, i'm trying to work."

"Apparently you can make a career out of exhaling It's called a blowjob"

"Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time? So they can prevent breakouts."