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Joke of the Day
"Apparently you can make a career out of exhaling It's called a blowjob"
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"Why did the man cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken!"
"My new neighbor's super hot but I haven't tried to take her out yet... When I checked the oven, she wasn't quite done."
"What's better than a violin on your bed? A fiddle between the sheets"
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