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Joke of the Day
"Hey Green Bay - what are you packing? Meat? Fudge? Of course, if it's heat, my sincere apologies."
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"What do you call a Cuban Atheist? Infidel Castro."
"The free internet services I use the least are the ones that email me the most often to tell me how useful they are."
"surprise your partner in the bedroom by loudly turning into a helicopter"
"Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case."
"My penis was fired today... so if anyone has any openings I can fill, let me know."
"Two men have been arrested for stealing a calender.. They both got six months."
"Interviewer : What are your expectations? Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job? Me : Salary"
"Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: What ? Go all the way up there and come back empty ? You must be jokin' mate !"
"The only people who received awards for African American Achievement at my brother's 5th grade graduation were black. Fucking racism."