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Joke of the Day

"Me: tries to sleep Brain: M: B: M: B: M: B: if one synchronized swimmer drowns do the others have to drown too?"

"Being a gentleman never goes out of style."

"What do you call it when a pimp catches a roomful of hookers snorting coke? A punchline."

"Why do Italians wear gold chains? So they know where to stop shaving."

"My new band decided to name ourselves after Samsung.. We're the exploding notes."

"Why does God love atheists? Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer."

"what did the mod say when he used the bathroom? ""log out"""

"How is parsley and pubic hair alike? You just brush them off to the side and keep eating"

"I have a great 90's joke! Not!!"

"Did you know Helen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she."