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Joke of the Day

"Sonic the Hedgehog sells his soul to the Devil. Gotta go Faust!"

"Why didn't the oyster have any friends? He was shellfish. Woo! Been thinking for days trying to come up with some OC to blast your brains with."

"My girlfriend says I treat her like an object. I don't know why it keeps saying that."

"My library charges me a dollar for every book I check out. It's a paper-view."

"So I am a poet and a novelist challenges me to a fight... So I say ""Come at me, prose"""

"What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Utter destruction."

"What is a store for dogs called? A Superbarket"

"A bank is a place that will lend you money.... if you can prove that you don't need it."

"My mom asked if my kids are driving me to drink with the snow days. Told her I've been drinking at home, stupid kids can't reach the pedals."

"Apparently organ donation has to be *your own* organ and this police officer has a lot of questions."