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Joke of the Day
"Sonic the Hedgehog sells his soul to the Devil. Gotta go Faust!"
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"My wife and i lost 150 pounds combined! Shes much prettier without those other 149 weighing her down"
"One month of nofap here i pun! *Cum"
"People tell me I'm confusing... I tell them I stopped making sense when I lost my job at the mint."
"How much for these old batteries? For you? No charge."
"What's the difference between a Priest and Pimples? Pimples don't come on your face until you're at least 13."
"When the police officer asks how much have I had to drink tonight- 'all of it' wasn't as funny to him as it was to me."
"I just hired a new employee and he claimed it has been months since his last bowel movement. Needless to say one way or another, he's full of shit."
"Why is it that when a guy nails a ton of girls, he's called a stud... ...but when he nails a ton of studs, he's in construction?"
"My grandfather was a baker in the army... ...he went in all buns glazing."