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Joke of the Day

"If I hit a baseball and it rolled under the fence and was eaten by a pig, what would it be called as? An inside the pork home-run."

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"Me: I'm into fitness Trainer: not again M: fitness whole pizza in my mouth T: you should go M: this isn't going to ""workout"" T: LEAVE NOW"
"You see me wildly flailing my arms. Did I: a) Walk through a spider web? b) Try to wrap something in Saran wrap? c) Try to use Scotch tape?"
"I'm surprised that the UK left the EU by voting. Most of the time they leave on penalty kicks."
"HOW DO PIGS TALK? SWINE LANGUAGE."
"What do you call a jewish politician's election tactics? A schmear campaign!"
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND-EEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"Jeff: i'm pro gun. Me: i'm anti gun. Greg: i'm vegan. Me: i'm pro gun, now. Jeff, give me your gun."
"I'm DJ Con$tapation I don't give a shit."
"I wrote a book about Homeopathy.... I named it 1001 uses of Alcohol."