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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the man who bought a bucket load of Tipp-ex last week? Big mistake."
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"What's green and chokes superheroes? (NSFW) The Hulk's cock"
"Having to get just a cucumber at the store can be awkward. Especially if you panic & say, ""It's not what you think, it just for a salad."""
"Waiter there's a fly in my soup! Surely not sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear so much about."
"Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard."
"Today is finally Eid! You know what I'm getting for my newborn baby? A first Eid kit!"
"A German installs a bath around his table Badumtisch"
"[ during job interview ] - ""Why do you think you would make a good asset to our team?"" - ""I give up, why?"""
"Bathrooms are international You're Russian to it, European while you're in there, and then ya Finnish."
"Just used my CVS receipt to build a really cool fort for the kids."