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Joke of the Day

"I complained to my wife that I was short staffed at work She responded ""yeah, and you have the same problem at home"""

"What do you call John Cena in camouflage? Redundant"

"I tried to change my password to Twilight. But there was an error saying it contained too many useless characters."

"What car do insects drive? A Volkswagen automobile."

"Chuck Norris launch a bomb. It makes 263 deaths, and the bomb explode."

"Apparently women prefer men who are taller than them. So I guess it could be said that tall women have higher standards."

"I have 2 missed calls from my mother. I think it's safe to say that by now there's a rescue team out there looking for me."

"What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window? Where you going essay!?"

"I'm writing a book on how to be sneaky... ...It's a lurk in progress."

"Where did the hipster drown? In the mainstream"