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Joke of the Day

"What's green and chokes superheroes? (NSFW) The Hulk's cock"

"a Guy walks down an American street. He sees a policeman and wave. Later the same day the police explain to the press: ''It was self-defence, he had a gun in his hand somewhere''"

"I just vacuumed my dog to cut down on indoor shedding, if you're looking for a life coach or whatever."

"Why did SJWs call out Medusa? She kept objectifying people."

"Google glasses? No thanks, too much tech. It's weird ""You can secretly watch Netflix at work"" Oh, please take literally all of my money."

"What do you call two identical boobs? Identitties."

"""do you know why I pulled one over on you?"" becau- wait what? ""I'm not a real cop lol"" haha nice! *pulls gun* ""I am taking your car though"""

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? Two... One to beat the the room for being black and the other to beat the switch for being broke."

"*takes out one earbud* ""not guilty, your honor"""

"Did you hear the AIDS joke? You haven't? Never mind, I don't want to spread it."