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Joke of the Day
"What's green and chokes superheroes? (NSFW) The Hulk's cock"
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"Mayweather gets in a street fight... Wins by decision"
"I'm convinced when squirrels run the road, nearly missing your car, it must be some kind of squirrel gang initiation."
"Math problems are like women If they're under 18 just do them in your head"
"I want to buy a Prius because I plan on driving off of a cliff & I don't want to make too big of an explosion & kill squirrels or turtles"
"What do you call a helicopter with a bad paint job? A patchy gunship"
"Removing the skin of an orange... That's appealing."
"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."
"Beethoven: hey everybody, this next song's called ""Fur Elise"" Elise: omg, we broke up 6 months ago, get over urslf B: SHUT UP ELISE I LUV U"
"Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere **Knock Knock** Who's there? Not Sally."