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Joke of the Day

"How do you start a powerful woman's movement? Laxatives."

"Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft? Because the prick's behind the wheel"

"What does the horse call the pigs on his farm? Neigh-boars."

"Why do Muslims hate Reddit? Haram be everywhere"

"Jim Apple finds introducing himself very problematic when holidaying in France."

"Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead? He heard they had PIE."

"This subreddit has terrible puns on pretty much every subject. In particular, it has puns about the Scottish."

"Comic Sans is like if Guy Fieri were a font."

"I told my wife I'm not willing to help with the laundry but I am willing to draw nipples on her flesh colored bras so they'd be less creepy."

"When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head."