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Joke of the Day

"Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft? Because the prick's behind the wheel"

"If you jump off a bridge in Paris... You are in seine"

"A Ghost dressed up as human for Halloween Ghost knocks on neighbor's door: ""Trick or treat!"" Neighbor says to his wife, ""That's the spirit""."

"Rating all the Nancy Drew books I've read on Goodreads so it looks like I'm smart or something."

"Where do hippos go to school? The Hippocampus!"

"My online therapist says you can't live your life in fear....He also sells shampoo."

"Doctor: I have bad news for you. You only have 10 left to live. Patient: Ten what? Doctor: Nine. Eight..."

"Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!"

"Lance Armstrong should keep his awards. Last time I rode a bike doped up, I ran into a parked zebra."

"With all this talk of making Puerto Rico the 51st state, I think we should find 2 more to make 53. One nation, indivisible."