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Joke of the Day
"Jim Apple finds introducing himself very problematic when holidaying in France."
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"The past, the present and the future had a meeting. It was tense in there."
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"""Hey Evolution, what the fuck?"" - Platypus"
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"TIL that 4/3 people... Struggle with fractions"
"I lovingly caress my belly. ""You're expecting?"" a woman asks. I smile serenely. ""Just ate an amazing burrito,"" I tell her."
"Welcome to Applebee's! Can I take your order or do you need a few minutes to reflect on the mistakes you made in life that led you here?"