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Joke of the Day
"Why do Muslims hate Reddit? Haram be everywhere"
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"Saturday night, time to get crazy! *shuffles Uno cards*"
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"Did you hear about the homosexual letter? Only came in male boxes."
"Your baby's got pink eye, bronchitis AND a double ear infection? Are you even trying to keep him alive?"
"Sometimes when my gf is asleep, I like to sneak into the living room, put on her dress, and pretend I wear the pants in this relationship."
"What is Fetty Wap's favorite time? 5:38 PM."
"Why does it take more than a million sperms to fertilize one egg? 1) Female Ego... Rejection without Reason! 2) Male Ego... Won't Ask For Directions!"
"Why doesn't santa have any children? 'cause he cums down the chimney"