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Joke of the Day
"Comic Sans is like if Guy Fieri were a font."
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"If I had five coconuts and I gave you three how many would I have left ? I don't know. Why not ? In our school we do all our arithmetic in apples and oranges."
"If your vagina or dick were to be an animal, what would it be? Just curious and looking for laughs lol."
"Have any you ever tried to throw out a garbage can ? I leave it on the curb everyday, and its always there when I get back from work."
"Scientists are cloning John Lennon.. What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons? Imagine all the people.."
"A photon walks into a hotel... and the desk clerk says, ""can I help you with your luggage?"" The photon responds, ""no thanks, I'm traveling light."""
"My burrito brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, ""Careful, everything is falling out from the other side."""
"What did the first lesbian vampire say to the second lesbian vampire? See you next month."
"What's a rebel's favorite key on a keyboard? An R key."
"Happy World Alzheimer's Day! Or was it yesterday??"