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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock! ""Who's there?"" ""L.A."" ""L.A. who?"" ""L.A. who Akbar!"""

"We don't have wifi in Tennessee. I just pray my tweets into my phone and let Him (#Christ) do the rest."

"Confucius say man who drops watch in toilet... ...has shitty time"

"I like how glasses suggest intelligence instead of broken eyes."

"Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around? He was running a trap house."

"Have you heard the watermelon joke? You have now! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^I'msosorry"

"Pickle bread How do you make pickle bread? You use dill dough."

"I thought about doing stand up comedy, then I sat back down again."

"Why can't a bike stand on it's own? because it is two-tyred. edit: sorry about ""it's own""."

"Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party? Because he had no-body to dance with."