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Joke of the Day
"I thought about doing stand up comedy, then I sat back down again."
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"Being gay is a choice... like being black, poor, or an amputee. No one really made you go to Iraq"
"Before Midnight on New Years Eve, I raised my Left Foot off the Ground So I could be sure to start 2016 on the right foot"
"This new digital camera says the shutter speed is so fast you can photograph a hummingbird's wings, or a woman with her mouth shut."
"TIFU by being a dyslexic bus driver Whoops, wrong bus"
"Ever wondered why china has over 1 billion population? Cause the condom they use is ""Made in china"""
"Tell me more about how awful dubstep is, generation that celebrated disco."
"a red ship and a blue ship crashed on an island together the survivors were marooned."
"""Let's fly to Russia, get a bucket of water from the Caspian Sea, then put it above the door so it falls on Jeff!"" - Impractical joke"
"I used to live with my sister. It was really off-putting when I could hear her scream during sex... So I just put my hand over her mouth. ""Shut up, no one is coming to help you."""