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Joke of the Day

"Confucius say man who drops watch in toilet... ...has shitty time"

"What's the smallest instrument in the world? An e-lectron."

"You know you just can't tell Penguin jokes. They just don't fly"

"Why can't the porcelain king go to the bathroom? He was dethroned."

"*pays $20 for deluxe car wash* *hits roughly 3,287,998 bugs during 2 mile drive home*"

"I enjoy working in a slaughterhouse.. Everything is so cut and dry."

"What do a Tupperware designer and a horny walrus have in common? They're both looking for a tight seal."

"If you are making love to music, use live album cos you get a round of applause every 3 minutes."

"At some point your mother has purposely clicked on a link displaying a black penis. Sweet dreams."

"Comment on every picture of someone's dog, ""What is this"""