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Joke of the Day

"Noah in a pet shop ""Two of every animal please"" ""Want any unusual examples?"" ""No, just arky-types"""

"How to make her squirt: make sure she is a lime"

"Just moisturized my hands and now I can't get out of the bathroom. Send help."

"An unemployed engineer opens a clinic... He soon goes out of business, since the field is over saturated due to all the unemployed engineers opening clinics recently."

"I like my coffee like I like my women. Black and willing to choke me a little bit."

"There are many jokes on Jimmy Fallon's TV shows... like Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders."

"Pick up line - works everytime! ""Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"""

"How to Diet Successfully by M. T. Cupboard"

"Did you know Steve Irwin would still be alive if he wore sunscreen? It protects from deadly rays."

"What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white? Santa Claus rolling down a roof!"