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Joke of the Day

"There are many jokes on Jimmy Fallon's TV shows... like Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders."

"My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores me until she needs something."

"Don't worry, people who are sick of political tweets, every horror movies needs a few ""Nah, it's nothing"" types to raise the body count."

"Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines? Because they had a point"

"Did you hear about the famous musical gay trio? They finally decided on a name: Soh Doh Mi"

"[ during job interview ] - ""Why do you think you would make a good asset to our team?"" - ""I give up, why?"""

"What would you call it if Hitler was mad? inFUHRERiated."

"some babies are born premature but i was born very mature i just came out and i was like so what"

"Acupuncture for weight loss huh? I've had little pricks before, and they never helped me work off any pounds."

"Jokes about stuttering ...are a big big, no no."