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Joke of the Day

"Did you know Steve Irwin would still be alive if he wore sunscreen? It protects from deadly rays."

"I'm currently boycotting any company that sells items I can't afford."

"If I were a farmer, how would I measure my height? From my head, tomatoes. Hope no one has heard this before, thought of it while driving."

"My wife is a magician She turned our car into a tree."

"What's a sorority girls favorite camera? A Like uh"

"How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ? She has a big ""W"" embroidered on her pyjamas !"

"ME: [whispering]""Yes, 911? Someone's breaking into my house!"" 911: Stay calm. Do you have an address? ME: ""um no. I have on pajamas"""

"What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride? Chowasaki. - Pat H."

"If you squint, Pitbull looks like a grown up Tommy Pickles from Rugrats."

"What is Spiderman's perfect job? A web designer. ^^^^^sorry!"