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Joke of the Day
"How to Diet Successfully by M. T. Cupboard"
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"Not joke Teacher :What is the difference man & woman ? Pupil :Sir, in overtime ,overdose & overhead ,man shouts and woman sobs"
"I made a bet with the butcher that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf...... .......He refused as the STEAKS were too high!!"
"Humans are so stupid! This is why aliens probe us. They think our brains are up our butts."
"Business Idea: Audio books for deaf people"
"WIFE: stop quoting Britney Spears songs or I'll leave you ME: but I'm a slave 4 u WIFE: that's it ME: (whispers) oops I did it again"
"Two beans on the east coast of Australia Ended up in Cairns."
"A man comes into a bar.... No, wait, it was a horse. So a man comes into a horse."
"What do you call an angle that is cute ? Acute angle."
"I throw my hands up in the air sometimes, saying ""am I being detained?"""