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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I want to kidnap a few woman for two to three weeks so that their eyebrows can grow without fear"

"Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee? Neither. It's a Thai."

"I said to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hairback Apparently thats an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient"

"Everything is made in China, except for babies, they're made in VaChina!"

"Wife asks his husband how many women he had slept with... Husband proudly replies, ""Only you darling!"" ""With the others I was awake..."""

"What is the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut? 2-3 weeks tops."

"If April showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring? Hundreds of years of disease and genocide."

"Why You Shouldn't Drink Toilet Water There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water: Number 1. Number 2."

"I really respect Donald Trump's campaign He's doing so much to help raise awareness for autism."

"Wine improves with age. I improve with wine."