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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I want to kidnap a few woman for two to three weeks so that their eyebrows can grow without fear"

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"Once you've had black, you might never go back but.. Everything taste better on a cracker."
"North Koreans are huge Dark Souls fans They spend all their time praisin' the son."
"Missing a period is probably a Grammar Nazi's worst nightmare."
"Two boys were arrested... Two boys were arrested -- one was drinking battery acid, and one was eating fireworks. The authorities charged one and let one off."
"Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people."
"Hitler ruined the Charlie Chaplin mustache for everyone."
"Why are women like magazines? They have a lot of issues"
"""I'm in the best shape of my life!"" -Newborn baby"
"I wonder if AM realizes how bad it sucks compared to PM and FM?"
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