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Joke of the Day

"Everything is made in China, except for babies, they're made in VaChina!"

"If an honest man says he has to use the bathroom He's full of shit."

"Q: What did the potato ask the cow? A: Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes."

"I'm not saying I did terrible things last night, but Satan just woke up on my couch and won't make eye contact."

"i get disappointed every time a catholic school's mascot isn't the fightin' jesuses (jesi?)"

"A recent study says 1 in 3 people will be injured during sex this year. The rest are just doing it wrong."

"I went to a Japanese restaurant and the noodles were disgusting. I guess you could say they were stone cold soba."

"I played a blank CD full blast on repeat all night last night. The mime next door went nuts!"

"Why did the snowman take his pants off? Because he heard the snow blower coming."

"Where do kids with ADHD go? To concentration camps."