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Joke of the Day

"Why You Shouldn't Drink Toilet Water There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water: Number 1. Number 2."

"Did you hear about the skydiving company that stopped providing their own parachutes? Too much overhead."

"Did you hear the joke about the Dutch speaking farmer? Nevermind. It doesn't transplant well."

"another bar joke a duck walks into a bar wearing a shoe. the bartender says, ""so you lost a shoe?"" and the duck says, ""no, i found one"""

"mom: brush your teeth and put on your pajamas me: mom i'm a grown man. i don't need u telling me how to get ready for story time."

"A guy walks into a zoo that only had one animal in it. It was a Shih Tzu."

"Meat, eggs, and a blow job: which one doesn't belong? A blow job, because you can beat your eggs, you can beat your meat, but you can't beat a blow job!"

"Did you hear about the Buddhist that refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication"

"A LAWYER AND A POLITICIAN What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician? Chelsea Clinton."

"Hundreds of years ago, a group of fat women secretly met under the cover of darkness. That night, they invented the word ""voluptuous."""