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Joke of the Day
"Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee? Neither. It's a Thai."
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"Movies you wish Tom Cruise would star in: Remission Impossible"
"Why do pedophiles like to play guitar? Because it's completely ok to finger A minor"
"Walked into the kitchen and saw my wife laughing while putting a banana in the garbage disposal so I think I'll sleep in the other room."
"Dear LOL, Thanks for being there for me when times get awkward. Sincerely, I have nothing else to say"
"The shame about ancient Grecian art... The shame about ancient Grecian art is that there are amazing marble sculptures and structures which too often get taken for granite."
"Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun? -It burns too easily"
"Why is it called a Wonder Bra? When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went."
"""Tell me"" said the hiker to the local farmer ""will this pathway take me to the main road?"" ""No sir"" replied the farmer ""you'll have to go by yourself!"""
"Why did Adele crawl under the cow? ...to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now."