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Joke of the Day

"When someone posts ""Hmmm. That was interesting..."" as their status on FB, I never ask what they're talking about because it never is."

"I'd rather die than have an egg on my hamburger but to be fair I already sort of wanted to die"

"Russian skater just explained that he is ""not a robot,"" proving, of course, that he is a robot. #Olympics"

"Did you hear the joke about the ageless baby? It never gets old. Did you hear the joke about Michelle Obama's vagina? It's a dark one."

"I just had my first prostate examination Worst dentist ever."

"What's the motto of the Greek army? Never leave your buddy's behind."

"Who is both a knight and a spy? Sir Veillance"

"My girlfriend said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkees. I thought she was joking. Then I saw her face..."

"You know that you are ghetto when you can fit 110 words into 140 characters."

"I bet earth makes fun of the other planets for having no life"