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Joke of the Day

"Russian skater just explained that he is ""not a robot,"" proving, of course, that he is a robot. #Olympics"

"That prank where you roll the windows down as you go through a carwash so your friends get soaked isn't as funny when you do it by yourself"

"Am I the only one that sees the irony? In a Christian calling Scientology crazy?"

"Sometimes I feel like throwing my hands in the air. But how would I catch them?"

"Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can never find home"

"I'll always be here for you ... Unless we run out of beer, and someone has some over there. Then I'll be over there for you."

"How can you use a banana as a compass? Place a banana on the Berlin Wall. East is where a bite has been taken out of it. [Source](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_Germany_jokes)"

"Improve your memory by doing unforgettable things."

"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."

"Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea? Jimmy Kim-il"