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Joke of the Day

"I'd rather die than have an egg on my hamburger but to be fair I already sort of wanted to die"

"Royal jokes. (discuss) I want to see what jokes people can come up with about the British Royal family."

"What do you call the sexual tension between Hillary and Bill Clinton? The Bern"

"Everything Must Go? You should have had that attitude before going out of business."

"Sex is a lot like chess. It takes practice to be good. You have to adapt quickly to your partner's moves. You're gonna sacrifice some horses"

"Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..."

"So a guy walks into a bar... And yells, ""I HAVE EBOLA!"""

"A British man is visiting Australia. The man at customs asks him ""Do you have a criminal record?"" The British man replies ""I didn't think you'd need one to get into Australia any more."""

"What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes? Pay-To-File"

"Patient: Doctor please kiss me! Doctor: I am sorry, I can't! My code of ethics forbids me to kissing my patients. Honestly speaking we should not be having sex either."