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Joke of the Day
"I bet earth makes fun of the other planets for having no life"
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"What do you call a quaterpounder with cheese in Zimbabwe? A yeast infection!"
"So there's this new music attraction at SeaWorld featuring some guy they call Squid Barrett. They refer to themselves as Ink Floyd."
"What's the difference between Bono and God? God doesn't go around thinking he's Bono."
"A man walks into a bar and orders a double Nebraska. The bartender turns around and says ""Sorry, we don't have *NE*."""
"An eight-year-old kid says t his dad ""When I grow up I want to be a musician."" The dad says ""I am sorry -- can't have it both ways."""
"A termite walks into a bar And asks ,"" Is the bar tender here?"
"What do you call a happy cow? Laughing stock. What do you call a grumpy cow? A Feminist"
"You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you."
"When does CPR become necrophilia? When you are both stiff"