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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pile of cats? a Meowtain"
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"Why did everyone love the fisherman? He was a real catch"
"What do you call a Romanian grocery clerk? Scanthesku"
"Having trouble keeping track of which celebrities are alive and which ones are dead? Here, use my Heath ledger."
"Why don't nuns fear getting raped? Because they know it is tough to get into the habit."
"What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? 'Ell if I know!"
"I went to my local city's zoo. They had just one animal. A dog! It was a shit zu."
"If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in."
"How come Barbie never got pregnant? Because Ken, came.... In another box!"
"My 1 year old doesn't laugh when I fart. I can only hope his sense of humor grows more sophisticated with time..."