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Joke of the Day

"Halloween '94: Mom says store sold out of Batman costumes and buys me a Catwoman one. Called me Catman. The worst part: she went as Batman?"

"Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant? ...Because Burger King didn't wrap his whopper"

"What are stories about oranges? Pulp Fiction"

"Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains? He was trying to get some Natural Light."

"If I had a dollar for every racist thing I ever said I'd be rich as a Jew."

"Hey, Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut. #DadJokes"

"What do you call 100 Mexicans holding hands around your yard Spicket fence"

"Did you hear about the mexican that went to college? me neither."

"Q: How many vegetarians does it take to eat a cow? A: One if nobody's looking."

"*tries to discreetly wipe up my spilled drink with your cat*"