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Joke of the Day
"Why are black people unable to get a PhD Because they can't get past their masters."
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"Two muffins are sitting in an oven One looks to the other and says ""man it's hot in here"" The other looks back and says ""HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN"""
"I'm at my most pacman when I try and get to the snack table at a party without interacting with a single person."
"Am I the only person who's glad the Olympics are finally over with?"
"""That's what."" -She"
"What did the male Dragonborn say to the female dragon? GO - VAH - KYUUM!!!"
"Where did the Irish guy get cancer? In his prostatoe."
"Nice try, blocked number but I don't even answer the phone for people I know."
"Where do cars get the most flat tires? Where there is a fork in the road."
"My friend said I twist everything to my advantage. I took it as a compliment."