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Joke of the Day
"How do you castrate a priest? Kick the altar boy in the back off the head"
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"When I die, I'm donating my body to Simons. I tell this to every Simon I meet. So far, they're not into it"
"I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day."
"if you have 1 cricket ball in 1 hand and another cricket ball in the other, what do you have? 1 very large cricket"
"Collection Litter by Phil D Basket"
"I'm eating a vegan lunch today. Sure, it's six sleeves of Smarties and a Diet Coke, but I'm still better than you."
"How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to change a light bulb? None. ""Change that bulb, bitch. Then make me a sandwich and bring me a cold beer."""
"McDonald's serves up 1 billion ""abortions on toast"" They've sold 1 billion of [these](http://i.imgur.com/d9CDgON.jpg)...the egg-mcmuffin"
"What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache."
"What was said the boiled waters funeral? You will be mist."