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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock Who is it? GESTAPO GESTAPO who? VEE VILL ASK ZE QUESTIONS!"

"There was a man so poor and broke... That when someone stole his wallet, the robber went bankrupt."

"Wal-Mart Why are there no Wal-Marts in the middle east? A: Because there are too many Targets"

"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it will be a foot!"

" What do you think about sex before marriage? Well, as long as it doesn't delay the ceremony..."

"They named a cricket tournament after my friend's grandfather. They call it the ashes for a reason."

"What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help? ""This is not a drill!"""

"Why are all italian men named Tony Because when God made them he stamped TO NY on their foreheads"

"Sorry I'm late, there was a dad yelling at his teenage son for buying $90 jeans and I had to hear every word of it."

"What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until hes 13"