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Joke of the Day
"""your mom"" jokes can be fun but they can be over-used too . . . . just like your mom"
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"What does a arsonist and a bartender have in common? For special occasions, their cocktails are on the house."
"[Ouija Board] Me: Spirit, answer this one questiondo you like me? Board: R E A D 1 2 : 3 7 P M"
"Women to the left of me Women to the right of me That's when I realized I was in the wrong bathroom"
"can you start monday at 8? ""yes, thank you for the opportunity"" [calls new boss at his home on sunday night] hello? ""am or pm?"""
"I'd like my headstone engraved in Burger King font."
"What did the Mexican prostitute give to the donkey after the show? Jorge."
"A girls diet always starts tomorrow..."
"BOSS: I set up a Suggestion Box. Please don't hesitate to- ME: [staring directly at boss while slowly stuffing cream cheese bagel into box]"
"Every now and then, getting lost means finding your way."